Bad Falcon! Lazy!

A shout out to one of my favorite webcomics on the Interblag. Oglaf is done by the talented Trudy Cooper and is most assuredly NSFW (on the whole).

Y'all know where I'm at every Sunday -- pressing f5 on their homepage. Repeatedly.

But Seriously

So my download of The Sims 3 went through, and that's pretty much where I've been at for the past thirty six hours. 

Fortunately, going to work offered a welcome reprieve from masterminding pixellated doom to do - what else? - doodle.

So here we have our heroine breaking up with her boyfriend. But can she resist his masculine wiles?

Dirty Dancer

What up, bitches?

You know, when long download times get you down (I've been streaming the Sims 3 for two and a half hours, and it's only 75% done), sometimes all you need is an ethnic-looking babe with cartoonishly large knockers to keep your spirits up.

May her bizarre hand placement and rockin' tits hasten your downloads.

With Apologies to Kate Beaton

Straight from the brains of Kate Beaton (Hark! A Vagrant), Meredith Gran (Octopus Pie) and Carly Monardo (Carly Monardo) comes a superpowered trio of feminist fighter pilots who will BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND.

Here they are: Georgia O'Queefe, Susan B. Assthony and Queen Elizatits!

Look out, chauvinists - there's a new symbol of female empowerment on the block!

And before anyone asks ...

I'm so feminist it hurts.

Setting the Mood

Welcome to Comix n' Art! This is my doodle repository. Here you'll see all the random bullshit I come up with.

To no one's surprise, most of it has to do with titties, masturbation, explosions or violence, bonus point for a combination of two or more. So if your God thinks sex lands you a spot in Hell or you're too young to appreciate how awesome orgasm is, you're probably better off clicking the back button on your browser and reloading Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

For the intrepid few of you remaining, the following is what I do in my spare time*.

*Meaning draw comics, you pervert.